Friends 101 : Introducing the "Hot" Friend

For some odd luck I became friends with quite and attractive guy. The general population would agree with me as he is actually a model and been signed with a very successful agency. He has even appeared in the papers.

However, unforeseen circumstances have left me with a fucking stupid friend who believes by completely dismissing my attractive friend makes himself feel better. This isn't the case. This person who shall remain nameless due to his stupidity will never get a guy that attractive or even get a guy himself. This is due to his high standards which have left him in a state of endless virginity and the lack of a pash till his 45.

Discoelmo - Don't tell me he looks like a "tool" when you look like a fucking monkey!

Discoelmo Revalations

Where is the power in the relationship? A wise fag hag once told me that power is in the mind. It doesn't exist as a physical enitity rather a figment of one's immagination. If this was the case, this could explain why i get constant migraine's when i think about my relationship.

If you ignore someone for a few days you would expect a response like "what the fuck are you ignoring me for?" and then continue with begging for forgiveness because they were wrong in the first place and that's why you HAD to ignore them.

However, this wasnt the case with my relationship. I received the "Are YOU ok? How are YOU feeling?" implying that i was completely wrong for ignoring him in the first place. That is so fucked up! How did a question change the whole balance of power?

Friends 101 : Some of your friends have no fucking clue

Welcome to your first class!

Some of your friends have no fucking clue!

This is just a simple confession of friend of mine that absolutely pissed me off when I read his blog. When you pick someone up from a club assume you are only friends and nothing more until both of your pants have come off. When someone messages you "how are you" this does not constitute that your a couple in the gay world. However, a "I wanna fucking suck your cock" is a complete invitation that you should respond to. The later message is clear and precise and leaves no room for misinterpretation. If a "how are you" was interpreted as "lets be a couple" then in my case I've just hooked up with Mrs. Schwartz who just bought some canesten vaginal cream off me at work 2day.

Discoelmo - Don't tell me to get a life when I'm busy analyzing all the messaging I've received.

Let the confessions begin

Welcome to my blog. As my closest friends have access to and are known to this blog i am happy to share all the confessions i feel i need to vent. Let the confessions begin